Corrupt-a-Wish

[Giggi]

Granted, they all went to Greenland and took you along to pay.

I wish I had one of those "easy" buttons like on the Staples commercials.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, But after you use it, it explodes and everything around you will dissipate.

I wish I could dive this weekend!!!!!!!!!

 

[DeputyDan]

Granted, the city sewer was clogged in several places - wear gloves!!!

I wish I owned (a fully paid for ) home on Bonaire.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but it's a rest home for lepers, and there are laws against displacing lepers.

I wish I had some really cool spy gadgets.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but you get thrown in jail for privacy violations.

I wish I could go to Thailand this weekend.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... But it shrank to only 1 acre.

I wish I could read minds

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but you can only read the minds of the criminally insane.

I wish I had a better paying job

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, you are not the first official human test subject for all new proctology experimental instruments.

I wish the surf would go down so I can dive this weekend.

 

[gfisher4792]

Granted, you are not the first official human test subject for all new proctology experimental instruments.

I wish the surf would go down so I can dive this weekend.

Granted, but the reason it's down is because it's frozen solid

I wish I could figure out why my internet connection is slow

 

[Giggi]

Granted, your learn that your Internet connection is slow because you're being hacked by a group of 12 year olds looking for Britney Spears pictures.

I wish I had a big ice cream cone.