Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted...But because of inflation BC's cost $333,333,333,333.33!

I wish I were 25 years old again

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but this time diving will not be available to you for 25 more years.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[DeputyDan]

Your new car is stolen and you are accused of the crime.

I wish my daughter's health was better than it is.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... But she feels so great she never sleeps and keeps going and going....

I wish they would finish my roof already!

 

[Jcsgt]

Granted, but they made your new roof out of straw.


I wish I could retire but still draw my current (or better) salary and could dive and travel all the time.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted... But every time you dive, soon as you get wet everything falls off and apart

I wish tires for my ride were cheaper!

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but they were so cheap that they fell apart the moment you drive out of the garage -- oh, and no warranty!

(BTW, thanks for corrupting my wish about my inlaws visiting...they delayed their departure for a few days!)

I wish I had xray vision.

 

[sandshaker]

No Problemo...oops They say careful watch you wish for

Granted... But you only can see through ugly hairy mean guys clothes...

I wish I could meet "The Rock"

 

[Jcsgt]

Granted, but you're stuck in a small room with Ernest Borgnine, Raymond Burr and Meatloaf (Oh, crap, I just really dated myself!)


I wish the sun would come out today and the rain would stop.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but Ernest Borgnine, Raymond Burr, and Meatloaf put on speedos and went outside to sunbath.

I wish my aches and pains would go away.