Corrupt-a-Wish

[Gidds]

granted, work will be over in 5 minutes but you must spend them with he-who-bathes-in-aftershave :evil:

I wish spring break lasted another week

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but it is over and the company closes the doors for good.

granted, but you are snowed in.

i'd like to see my kids again

 

[Gidds]

granted but they only came to beg for money

I wish snow shovelled itself and there was no such thing as mud season

 

[gfisher4792]

I wish snow shovelled itself and there was no such thing as mud season

Granted, but it just piles itself in front of doors and on top of your car, and reveals nothing but sand underneath.

I wish I brought a better lunch today.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but now you have to eat it in the prison commissary with convicts who like the way you look today.

I wish I had a nickel for every time one of Fish_Whisperer's posts left me giggling.

 

[genxweb]

Granted but all the metal made you overweighted and you drowned.

I wish I could have one day all to myself with no disturbances and nothing to worry about.

 

[scubapolly]

I wish I could have one day all to myself with no disturbances and nothing to worry about.

Granted: I hope you like your new padded cell.

I wish men weren't such asses.



(Oh boy this is fun!)

 

[justleesa]

(I was thinking the same thing and you'd get a nice, long sleve jacket with leather details...lol! and don't for get the HAPPY DRUGS!!)

 

[Brandon]

I wish men weren't such asses.

Granted... men will transfer "being an ***" duty to women.

I wish it wasn't windy outside.

-B.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but you're still in AK, and now that the temp has dropped to 200 below 0, everything is a barren wasteland and there's nothing worth living for anyway.

I wish my job wasn't so boring.