Corrupt-a-Wish

[santafejoe]

Granted, but the first time you use it you run out of gas 5 miles off shore and also spring a leak.
Wish i could get a new surfboard.

 

[gfisher4792]

Granted, but it's black, has 4 fins and is infused with seal scent.

I wish my job paid more.

 

[Frosty]

Granted --now you work a 12 hour day 7 days a week.
I wish people would stop making wishes

 

[Yazrick]

Granted - wishes turn into demands, and you have to deliver !!!

Give me a brand new ScubaPro gear set with dry suite and rebreather.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but the rebreather is frozen and the dry suit leaks feron.

I wish people weren't so greedy!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, everyone is generous, but it is now the 1970s.

I wish disco wasn't so popular...

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted. The Tennessee Waltz is now popular.

I wish Bryan would quit playing with the time machine.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I start playing with a guitar.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar...

 

[augk]

Granted but now you spend your days giving guitar lessons to tone deaf school children.

I wish I could find lost treasure while diving.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but it turns out someone has a permit on the area, so you're arrested for stealing their treasure.

I wish augk would be released from prison soon.