Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish it were lunchtime

Granted. Lima beans and buttermilk! Yum yum!!

I wish I could find my keys!

 

[gfisher4792]

Granted. Lima beans and buttermilk! Yum yum!!

I wish I could find my keys!

Granted. Now all you have to do is give the dog Ex-lax and wait.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[justleesa]

Granted. Now all you have to do is give the dog Ex-lax and wait.

I wish I had a new car.

granted, but it was someone elses new car first.

I wish people would stop polluting

 

[Stivo]

I wish people would stop polluting

Granted. You've just been appointed global transportation director and you have a meeting in New Delhi tomorrow morning.

I wish I was the master of time, space and dimension.

 

[Dave in PA]

Granted, however you have no charts and wander about totally lost for the rest of time.

I wish they wouldn't talk so much on the radio...more music!

 

[Stivo]

I wish they wouldn't talk so much on the radio...more music!

Granted. Coming up, our tribute to the atonal music masters, followed by a 3 hour marathon of William Shatner's best hits... try and tell the difference between the two...

I wish I had a bag of pretzels...

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but then you have a stroke from all the salt.

I wish I knew how to play the cowbell.

 

[Stivo]

I wish I knew how to play the cowbell.

Granted. Unfortunately, the cow tramples you before you play a note.

I wish people would stop wearing speedos.

 

[justleesa]

granted, but they will now walk around neh-kid!

I wish I could stay home from work tomorrow

 

[jland800]

Granted.....you're fired!!!


I wish I owned a luxury dive boat