Corrupt-a-Wish

[Supernal]

I wish I had green eggs and ham

Granted, but you die of food poisoning.


I wish I had perfect health.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had perfect health.

Granted. But you get hit by a cement mixer.

I wish I had a pet lion.

 

[gfisher4792]

I wish I had a pet lion.

Granted, but you've become a zebra.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish I had a Corvette.

 

[Brandon]

Granted... but it's this one:



I wish I lived somewhere warmer.

-Brandon.

 

[almitywife]

Granted, but then the volcano explodes and engulfs you

I wish that coke (as in cola) was good for me

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but then the Coca-Cola company goes bankrupt.

I wish vitamin pills were smaller.

 

[almitywife]

Granted - but they smell and taste twice as bad!

I wish i could find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but it's chocolate coins.

I wish the moon was always full.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but the king high tides causes mayhem in the seas and no one can dive

i wish my glass was always half full