Corrupt-a-Wish

[ch0ppersrule]

granted but it is 1/2 full of curdled milk

i wish i could win at bingo

 

[almitywife]

granted - but you lose your ticket on the way to claim the prize!

I wish every time i flew - i flew 1st class

 

[ONESPEED]

You got it, but you have to sit next to a very gassy and chatty 400 pound tourist.

I wish I was diving in Fiji right now!

 

[Tassie_Rohan]

Granted – someone had to unclog their sewage works

I wish I could swim like a dolphin

 

[genxweb]

Granted but a great white mistaken you and had itself a quick snack.

I wish I never found this thread becuase it is so addictive.

 

[gfisher4792]

I wish I never found this thread becuase it is so addictive.

Granted, but now you're addicted to a thread that's debating the virtues of having gas while drysuit diving.

I wish I was on vacation already.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I was on vacation already.

Granted: You are by yourself, in the middle of the Caribbean, in a leaky rowboat, during a Cat-5 Hurricane.


I wish I were diving the Spiegel-Grove again.

 

[jland800]

granted.....as a bonus your dive boat just became a new wreck


I wish I had some vacation time left

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

granted.....as a bonus your dive boat just became a new wreck

:lol:

I wish I had some vacation time left

You do. You're fired.

I wish I had a big locker for all of my dive gear.

 

[jland800]

Granted.....its locked and you've lost the only key


I wish it were lunchtime