Corrupt-a-Wish

[jland800]

granted.....your credit card company thanks you for lack of restraint


I wish it was friday

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish it was friday

Granted. Your new days off are Monday and Thursday.

I wish I had a new Jeep.

 

[jland800]

granted.....That'll be $30,000.

I wish spring would get here.

 

[kelpmermaid]

Granted...but the dog poo all over your neighborhood is now thawing...

I wish I could lose five pounds...

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: The amputation of your arm was a success

I wish I had some coffee

 

[jland800]

Granted....you just spilled it in your lap!

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Granted: The amputation of your arm was a success

I wish I had some coffee

Granted: (Peeling the weeks-old residue out of the bottom of my black and nasty cup and giving it to you)

I wish I had a vintage Mustang convertible.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted: It's an Atari 2600.

I wish I had a new BC.

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: It's an Atari 2600.

I wish I had a new BC.

Granted: Enjoy your brand new basic entry level Cressi BC

I wish Frank would stop messing up my wishes

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: (Peeling the weeks-old residue out of the bottom of my black and nasty cup and giving it to you)

I wish I had a vintage Mustang convertible.

Granted: But it gets totaled on delivery and before it was insured.

I wish I had green eggs and ham