Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish to win the lotto and live happily ever after.

Granted: The government takes all of it in taxes and leaves you with $2, a pup-tent, and a pair of shorts.

I wish I were enlightened.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but now you are mute and deaf

i wish someone would come clean my house-

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted; But now you are homeless

I wish for 5 more wishes

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but you know all your wishes will be corrupted

i wish i could find a bag full of cash that wasn't marked by the feds or bank

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money! (The upside is, you'll never have to worry about getting out of jail. )

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner!

 

[almitywife]

Granted - but the kids refuse to go anywhere with you anymore

I wish it was Friday

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But it is 11:59 pm on Friday

I wish all the world leaders were intelligent and honest

 

[almitywife]

Granted: but then they tell you the truth and that aint good either!

I wish i was supermodel thin

 

[Trinigordo]

Granted: But the eating disorder required hurts your stomach

I wish that crime in Trinidad & Tobago took a permanent vacation

 

[Supernal]

Granted: but then the police take to crime to create work for themselves.

I wish that the weather was always warm.