Corrupt-a-Wish

[photohikedive]

Granted, but now you owe all of it to "Rocko" who breaks kneecaps.

I wish the water around here was 10 deg. warmer than it is right now.

Granted, but it is so toxic you can't enter it



I wish politicians were more honest

 

[offroaddiver]

I wish politicians were more honest[/QUOTE]

granted but now you know what they really just sit on a toilet looking at nudie mags all day.

I wish i could afford new dive gear

 

[photohikedive]

granted but now you know what they really just sit on a toilet looking at nudie mags all day.

I wish i could afford new dive gear

You can afford new dive gear, but they only sell it in pink.

 

[ONESPEED]

You can afford new dive gear, but they only sell it in pink.

And your wish would be????

 

[gfisher4792]

I wish this thread would reach at least 100 posts

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish this thread would reach at least 100 posts

Granted, but the thread gets closed, deleted, and all participants banned.

I wish the weather would warm up.

 

[BabyDuck]

granted, now it's 115 in the shade.

i wish for a mutually wonderful relationship with a tech diver dude.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

i wish for a mutually wonderful relationship with a tech diver dude.

Granted, but he turns out to be the long lost fourth Stooge.


I wish I had donuts.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted. They are stale and hard as a rock.

I wish my dog would stop barking.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Wish granted. They are stale and hard as a rock.

I wish my dog would stop barking.

Granted. Now he's been stuffed and mounted on a charming hickory stand.

I wish I had coffee.