Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted the National Badmitten Finals are on right now

I wish Steve doesn't get hit with a Shuttlecock in the mounth....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he gets hit with a space shuttle, instead.

I wish they had inspected the o-rings better...

 

[augk]

granted they resolve all tech issues you now are a colonist on mars.

I wish I had tickets to a far away tropical diving destination.

 

[gfisher4792]

Granted, but they are parking tickets and you owe $5000 in fines.

On a side note, I'm happy to see the thread I started 2 years ago seems to be cruising along just fine.

I wish this thread keeps going and going and going....

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted the thread keeps going until the scubaboard server explodes because it overloads from all the wishes and scubaboard is shut down forever.

I wish i can get all my wishes in before the scubaboard server explodes.

 

[wstein]

granted, but you have to pay 5 million billion dollars for each wish.

I wish that it would........

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, it does....

I ...

 

[wstein]

granted, you pooped your pants in front of the (insert local sporting team) hot cheerleaders.

wish ohm wasn't so happy he pooped his pants.

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted ohm is not so happy having pooped his pants so he gives them to wstein to where for his saturday night outting with his freinds.

i wish wstein will carry plenty of air freshener on saturday night.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, stein carries new money smelling air fresheners

I wish Stein wasn't so stinking rich...