Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, wstein is filthy rich

I wish ohm wasn't so jealous of my wealth

 

[augk]

granted you donate it all to charity and become a celibate monk.

I hope wstein enjoys monastic life.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the monks kick him out 'cause he's drinking all the wine.

I wish wstein hadn't thrown away his pre-monk garb...

 

[wstein]

granted, I become a monk at a belgueim abbey that brews beer all the time

I wish beer didn't make you fat

 

[Bryan]

Granted, beer lets you volunteer to be fat.

I wish there weren't so many willing volunteers...

 

[augk]

granted a second prohabition tries to start causing the next american civil war.


I hope all divers and beer drinkers rally to the south then I will have to move.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but so many people move that there's no room for Steve by the time he's ready to go south.

I wish Steve wasn't such a pitiful homeless man.

 

[wstein]

granted, instead he is a cheerful homeless man

i wish that all the money I spent on beer, I could spend it on beer again

 

[augk]

Granted you overload the city's waste water treatment connection to your house and have to pay for the damages.

I hope wstein's neighbors can stand the smell coming from his yard swamp:11:

 

[wstein]

granted they can stand the smell, just can't put up with me watering their bushes all the time.


I wish the neighbors wouldn't use rock salt in their shot guns to keep me from watering their bushes.