Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, however sand is allergic to orange jello

i wish sand didn't swell up like a balloon when she eats orange jello

 

[augk]

granted she swells up eating blue jello and the umpa lumpas roll her away.


I hope the celtics win the finals

 

[wstein]

granted but they win the finals in tennis

i wish the celtics didn't look so funny in their baggy shorts on the tennis court

 

[augk]

granted they go diving instead

I hope the celtics look better diving

 

[wstein]

granted, they do look better diving

i wish DIR divers didn't point at them and laugh

 

[ReXpert7]

I wish the weather was good every week on my day off.

 

[Riley Hall]

granted your day off you can't dive.

I wish that I could dive with gills.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you are only allowed to dive in a 35 gallon fish tanks....

I wish new players would read some of the previous post so that they don't re-wish stuff we granted before....

 

[Riley Hall]

granted that you become a new player yourself.

I wish that I had a private island that had a reef so i could dive at it...

(ps. I am sorry that that has already been posted before, but there are 411 pages that i would have had to read)

 

[augk]

granted you now are a cast member on lost you play the dead guy on the reef.

I wish ohm wouldn't keep asking people to read the old posts and just have fun.