Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, you have a corvette

I wish Augk didn't have a barbie doll corvette

 

[AXL72]

granted, you have a corvette

I wish Augk didn't have a barbie doll corvette

Granted...but now he is driving Ken's Corvette and with the price of gas, he has had to enslave "My Little Pony" to pull the corvette around.

I wish there was no mention of shooting off so-and-so's manboobs earlier.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but you still have the mental image of so and so's man boobs

I wish AXL72 would stop telling every one he meets about the mental image of so and so's man boobs.

 

[augk]

granted he just stands on the street corner with a picture sign instead.

I hope people don't shun axl72 for standing on the street corner with a sign.

 

[wstein]

granted, they instead throw egg plants at him

i wish the egg plants wouldn't turn axl72 purple

 

[Yazrick]

granted, but the egg plants were bought at "The little shop of horrors", and are chasing him down the street.

I wish Seamore catches up with his plants and feeds them.

 

[augk]

granted he gives them miracle grow and starts a botanical garden.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

 

[justleesa]

granted:

I wish my headache would go away

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, and your husband is preparing your bath for you...

I wish for world piece

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted you now have a piece of earth

I wish that my LDS was open on Sundays....