Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, however it is now a huge block of crushed steel in your living room

I wish OHM's impala wasn't leaking brake fluid all over Ohm's new living room carpet

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but now his carpet turns into a magic carpet that blows smoke out of the tale end...

I wish that OHM would dress up lioke Aladin and sign to everyone as he flies past them on his magic carpet.

 

[augk]

granted but he only has one finger to sign with and everyone he sees try to stone him.

I hope ohm has glass coverage for his flying carpet.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, But now OHM has to push the magic carpet because the glass coverage is to heavy for the carpet to lift off.

I wish OHM gets someone to help him push

 

[wstein]

granted, he gets augk to help him push

I wish augk didn't get sick from the flying carpet exhaust fumes

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but he gets narcked and dances in the flower beds to the tune of my little ponny

I wish augk was a better dancer

 

[wstein]

granted he is now a chip-and-dale dancer

I wish Augk didn't have to dance back up to those two chipmunks.

 

[augk]

granted he will be working with the girls next door cast.

I hope ohms wife doesn't mind when we stop by for a visit

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, the old lady doesn't mind but she decides toi use Steve as a target

I wish my wife uses her .410 instead of her 30/30

 

[augk]

granted but they are all blanks in the guns.

I hope ohm doesn't go deaf from all the noise of gun shots