Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but she loads it with salt rock and buck shot

I wish the salt rock didn't sting augk so much that he cried

 

[augk]

granted she misses me completely.

I hope it cooler tomorrow

 

[wstein]

granted, however it drops down to 0 degrees

i wish augk didn't live in the artic

 

[ohmdiver]

granted he lives on the dark side of the moon

I wish augk would stop shivering...

 

[augk]

granted I go to florida to warm up

I hope the water is warm

 

[wstein]

granted, however it is red tide

I wish augk hadn't gone swiming during red tide

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but now he's on a deserted Island with only 1 palm tree

I wish augk had a fishing line

 

[wstein]

granted, but it is only 4 ft long

I wish Yazik wouldn't hog all of Augk fishing line

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, But now it's all tangled up and knotted...

I wish augk had some sunblock

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but the spf is too low

I wish Yaz and Augk do not have to resort to Cannablism to survive....