Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted wstein doesn't get sick from hand lollies but his vision is impaired

I wish wstein can afford to have corrective lens in his mask for studying penguin droppings on the sea bed...

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but they don't work 100%, so ohm has to transfer to Antarctica to assist him.

I hope ohm has a drysuit and is does not get addicted to hand lollies.

 

[augk]

granted ohm doesn't get addicted to the lollies cause he gets transferred to wonka's chocolate factory to be the official chocolate river diver.

I hope the chocolate doesn't make ohm break out.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, the chocolate doesn't make ohm break out, but the sea lice attack him unmercifully and cause red bumps all over his body.

I hope ohm doesn't lose a lot of sleep due to his itching.

 

[augk]

granted he doesn't because Jupiter mermaid let him use her place to recuperate in and all the sea lice moved into her bed, sofa and bathroom.

I hope JM has louse coverage for her place.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but the payout is cleaning materials and JM has to scrub her place down from roof to tile.

I wish JM doesn't chip a nail while cleaning up

 

[ohmdiver]

granted Jm has won a lottery and Yaz decides to clean her house so that maybe she will take Yaz on a trip...


I wish Yaz wasn't such a suck up...

or

I wish Yaz doesn't mind Ohms night terrors....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, Yaz isn't a suck up.....he's a caring person that wants to help a lady in distress and deserves a nice dive trip.

I wish Yaz likes diving in Florida, since that's where I'll take him.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, but he takes a vow of silence and can never communicate with the rest of the world

I wish Yaz could find a way to say thanks before he has to go back....

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, I buy a house in Florida and write a promise to JM that she may stay with him out of gratitude.

I wish I had my own boat to go diving when I wanted