Corrupt-a-Wish

[augk]

granted but it has no motor so you have to row out to your dive sites and are to tired to dive when you get to them.

I hope yazricks arms don't fall off with all that rowing.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, because Yaz was so rightoues in his vow of silence, God grants Yaz an extra set of arms just for high speed rowing.

I wish Yaz can find a wetsuit with extra arms in his size...

 

[augk]

granted JM is so impressed with his rowing skills she makes a custom suite for him out of 10mm neoprene

I hope yaz has lots of water to drink and a pee valve on his new suite.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, the suit JM custom makes for him accomodates all his arms, has an integrated drinking system, has an extra large pee valve, and attracts all the neat marine life others only dream of seeing.

I wish the life that Yaz now has available to him (thanks to JM) doesn't go to his head.

 

[augk]

granted it doesn't, it goes to Jupiter Mermaids and she follows Yaz Endlessly to make sure when he tells everyone about his new wetsuit that she gets all the credit.

I hope yaz turns around to see who is throwing eggs at him.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, they grow bigger than Arnold Govenator's arms and I become the new Hollywood sensation.

I wish the paparazzi always takes pictures from my good side

 

[augk]

granted they do but the flash bulbs are burning the hair off the back of your head.

I hope yaz knows about hair club for men

 

[wstein]

granted, he becomes a member, but they are the back hair club for men

i wish yaz shaved his back more often

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but as he was using his back hair as a comb over he is now bald as well

I wish Yaz didn't look like a bald Fred Willard with extra rowing arms....

 

[augk]

granted yaz is awake from his rowing and bad hair nightmare.

I wish that I could be a super hero.