Corrupt-a-Wish

[augk]

granted your now the Sunday counter clerk on a voluntary basis.

I hope ohm likes his new job

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted because Ohm gets to trick and overcharge augk and make him think he is getting such a deal.... and ohm gets to keep the diffrence.

I wish augk wasn't so gullible....

 

[wstein]

granted, he is gulliver instead

I wish all the lilliputins didn't type augk to the beach below the high water mark

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, they type augk on paper instead...

I wish the lillyputins would leave augk alone...

 

[augk]

granted they leave my alone in the bottom of a pit to die but I find untold treasures and become extremely wealthy.

I hope glumm gets over it.

 

[Yazrick]

granted, but now he trips over it, falls into the same pit as you and now you have to share your riches.

I wish this story has a fairy tale ending.

 

[wstein]

granted it does, something about them "living happliy ever after"

I wish augk wasn't so "happy"

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he is now so quixotic.

I wish his quixotic ways wouldn't confound so many...

 

[wstein]

Granted, he is instead capricious

I wish everyone else knew what capricious is without looking it up in the dictionary

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but what does being an 70's midsize Chevy have to do with it?

I wish I had my '65 Impala back...