K! Just finished reading posts, (no sleep yet so bear with me), The first weekend seems to be the best, so the gavel hits Gibby on the head and it's a done deal! October 3,4,5 are the dates at Turkey Roost. The sooner we can get the site reserved, the better. I'll experiment with Treb ammo and post results. Water cannons! Now there's an idea!!! Like spud cannons but of water. Hmmmmm... wonder where I could find enough compressed air for that at a megadive. Will have to look into that.
"Elf needs sleep badly..."
Uh oh,... ideas coming to mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh heh, uh heh, uh heh heh heh!! Heeeeee!
We will call it the "Alan Parsons Project!"
"Sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads?"
A battery of water cannons powered by compressed air that can soak people even on the other side of the river set up as high volume anti otter mortars?!
Uh,... ok.
"Elf is about to die..."
As for glass containers at ginnie, note: read the small, handmade labels near the neck of the 2 liter soda bottles
BEFORE pouring drinks for children, it may not be Shasta! problem solved.

Fight around the camp fire between me and da fool?!
Hmmm, me-30 years martial arts experience, Da Fool- 30 years of gaseous, flatulence buildup,...
NOPE HE WINS BY DEFAULT!!!!!!!!
Do NOT let him cut loose near the fire!
"Elf has been knocked unconscious by sleep spell. "
More on this later!