Hi Mike? It's Chris from the dive shop. I have some bad news, we just did the VIP on your tank and it failed. If you want to drop by we can show you what caused the failure, or we can email you some pictures showing it. There are a few options here, we can give you back the tank so you can get the scrap value, we can take it and get it scrapped for you and we'll give you a 75% of the scrap value as a store credit. The last option is the most fun, you know that scuba tank bell you liked by the service counter? We can cut your tank in half and you can make a bell or we'll even make it into a bell for you for only $40 so you can hang in your man(or woman) cave or bar. yeah, we hate when these fail as well.
In the mean time, if you were planning to dive it this weekend or whatever, grab one of the shop tanks and we'll only charge you for the fill and not rental fee. You really should come outt his weekend, I just bought the brats we are gonna be BBQ'ing.
Thanks Mike, see you Friday!