When I saw the thread title, the first thing that came to mind was, "That's a helluva way to describe your dive buddy!"Do you mind short and shallow?
I've not been diving for quite a year yet (92 logged dives), but one of my most memorable dives was spending about an hour or so just drifting around in 8-10 feet of water, while hudreds upon hundreds of small fish hovered all over me, nipping me everywhere and trying to eat my wetsuit. Whereever I went, they stayed right with me. It was just really a lot of fun!