ScubaBoard Poster's Personality Types

[BHB ScubaTroll]

lol... well, i was being sarcastic.... that was me CoolTech described to a T

NWGD is more like Steam Roller Man, you see it coming and you know it's gonna hurt, but you're too mesmerized by the whole contraption to move out of the way

:lol: :lol: :lol: :11: :11: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

Divus Patheticus: very difficult to spot. As all good SBer's Divus Patheticus is always looking for a dive and dive buddy. He means well, but will get someone killed one day. His posts usually start with a topic of "Looking for a dive this weekend". Good SBer's often get fooled by this topic line. Do a search for Divus posts, they can only be spotted through research. Their final post to the topic listed above is "We had a great time... (insert buddies name here) will tell you all about it when he gets out of the hospital"

 

[Bryan]

Wishy-washy : constantly changing their avitar

Hayyyyy! :lol:

 

[Bryan]

Puns DeLeon (a-Crackus Upus) Excels in providing only the lamest of jokes, puns and stories. Loves to use emoticons such as as a indicator of their lame-o puns. Expects others to laugh uncontrollably and even mess themselves over their off the wall humor.

Hayyyyy! :lol:

 

[H2Andy]

you like to say "hayyyyyyy" don't you, DB?

 

[Bryan]

Divus-Vicarious Recuperatus: Sidelined by doctor's orders, they scour the threads nightly for a cyberdive through the experiences of others.

...and the quite similar

Hydro-Codoneus Surgicalii: Hopped up on prescription narcotics, these denizens of the scubaboard.com domain are infamous for their dissociative wit, rainbow fonts, typos, and excessive smileys. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Rick Inman]

Jester - inserts humor or some twisted logic into every post. He may stick around to argue his point if the thread has enough entertaiment potential. Or he may wander off to greener pastures.

My wife adds to this definition, enjoys posting things only funny to themselves, and, considers being the butt of the joke a compliment.

you mean Rick?

Thank you!!

TOS Breaker: Ignores the TOS and intentionally breaks it just to fuel an argument on whether or not there should be a TOS at all. Righteously PM's MOD when their posts are edited with quotes from other posts similar to theirs that were NOT edited and claims partiality, unfairness, contradiction evil motives and that the Mods are out to get them. Eventually Kamikaze's with a post so aggressively obscene and hateful that they are banned, thus fulfilling their own prophesy.

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

TOS Breaker: Ignores the TOS and intentionally breaks it just to fuel an argument on whether or not there should be a TOS at all. Righteously PM's MOD when their posts are edited with quotes from other posts similar to theirs that were NOT edited and claims partiality, unfairness, contradiction evil motives and that the Mods are out to get them. Eventually Kamikaze's with a post so aggressively obscene and hateful that they are banned, thus fulfilling their own prophesy.

You forgot an aspect. The TOS Breaker always screams "1st Amendment Rights"... and this one is a Trolls dream!

 

[Bryan]

My wife adds to this definition, enjoys posting things only funny to themselves, and, considers being the butt of the joke a compliment.

Hayy Hayy Hayyyy!

Ouch, this thread hurts! Well, if the fin fits...

 

[TheRedHead]

DIY Guy - get his thrills from making his own gear and modifying gear for himself and all of his friends and family members who dive. He may spend $150 on the tools and materials to make a pair of $45 fin straps. Not daunted by his flooded canister lights, he will persevere until he scrapes together something that is waterproof, even though it is unslightly and weighs 45 pounds. The DIY guy recycles. When his wife's wetsuit becomes worn, he just cuts it up into a shorty. He may even enlist her help in making a DIY wetsuit. The DIY Guy is almost always a male who spends a lot of time in the garage instead of diving. He posts about his works-in-progress in minute detail and attaches numerous photos.