Once again, the megadive was an awesome success! Thank you to everyone who helped make it happen.
Now for those who missed the destructio... CAMPING...
The trebuchet terrified the tubers quite well! I loved the placement behind the trees. Here come some tubers drifting slowly downstream. Hmmm,... why are all those people smiling at us like that? What is that thing in the shadows? HOLY ^%$#! They have a catapult! KASHUNK! Suddenly the vision of a colored water balloon projectile descending on them as they are unable to move causes intense panic! A large sploosh in the water beside them brings back fond memories of the old Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney. Quickly the sound of "Reloading Sir!" or "RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD!" makes the next drifters shudder. They have seen the carnage but have not seen the aggressor!
The four man artillery team moves with practiced ease as they reload the war machine to attack the next victi... volunt... unaware college student on a river tube.
Later that night, the sounds of Andy wailing away could be heard.
OOOPS... that was after his "gift."
Buttercup, as she has been named, took her place at Andy's side, tenderly leaning against his chair as he serenaded her.
The Phoenix that was the grass skirt/coconut bra ensemble rose from the ashes to torment the minds of many.
The galaxy dive went decently as done in old style. The light cannon was TOO effective in dispersing the Nitrogen Narcosis Toxins into the aquifer. They were very effective in causing hallucinations for the rest of the night.
Remember, It's not the delusions of Grandeur that get you into trouble, it's the delusions of adequacy!