Actually, if it were possible, I would of gone diving without the classes.. but it becomes a pain to get air fills and whatnot if you are not certified.. Ohh well..
That explains a lot.
Come to texas. I will show you exactly where the training is held.
Not BS. Its for real. When someone is trying to pull my reg out of my mouth, they are effectively putting themselves before me.. Its my right to put myself exactly where I belong.. Way before them. Trust me. It was taught and I highly agree with it. .But then again, we are from Texas where we have Castle laws that most others dont understand..
Okay, now you can stop. Lived in Longview, half my family members are Texans, don't play that "We are just tougher card with me. You just make Texans like you sound like idiots.
Perhaps I am just meaner than you? I know CPR but know with 100% certainty that I would not use it on anyone other than my wife or kids.. Can you say the same? Doubtful. You have something in you that makes you want to help. I do not have that in my character at all. You may find that a flaw. I do not feel the same. Either way. It matters not to me.
You know, I performed CPR on a child this summer. It would never have entered my head to stand by and watch him die. You better hope and pray that one of your kids or wife is not in need of CPR one day and only people like you are around... Remember Karma is a bitch. You are beyond flawed. And, if it ever comes about, you are definitely not welcome on my boats with that life philosophy. Knives in a OOA situation, refusal to render aid, not a good human here. Or maybe just a troll looking for fun. In either case, a troll, of both types...
I hope that if you are ever in need of CPR for any reason (not just dive related) that the people with you at the time (I doubt you're wife is with you 24/7) don't have the same callous disregard for human life that you seem to possess.
yep!!
Don't worry, if he actually believes all this crap, he would never make DM. Remember, he is only an AOW, according to his profile. Enough said.Last sentence of course should read:Only thing I would add, I am happy PsychoCabbage wasn't my DM.