Jason, although I agree with you about a great many things, I have to say that in-water decompression after a rapid ascent on a recreational dive probably isn't something that adds up. Your risk of being seriously bent is low, so what you're accomplishing by trying to do in-water recompression is questionable. But the risk of drowning if you DO develop serious DCS symptoms, and you're in the water without a full face mask and without a support diver, is ugly.
Even the people who ADVOCATE in-water recompression do so when the probability of DCS is high, there is available support, and there is no decompression chamber readily available.
Even the people who ADVOCATE in-water recompression do so when the probability of DCS is high, there is available support, and there is no decompression chamber readily available.