Maybe you should try it again without the mossies and see if you like it. Once really isn't enough to decide.....
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Maybe you should try it again without the mossies and see if you like it. Once really isn't enough to decide.....
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So the challenge this trip is Alejandra, the hostess at the Bordeaux restaurant here. Been totally flirty with me since I ate there the first night. Came back last night for the second time, she knew my name and said she's been wondering when I'd return (yes, I do make that kind of impression on the ladies, what else can I do?)
Came by my table during dinner. I noticed a wedding ring on her hands while I was holding them but she said she's not married. Asked around a bit, turns out she has a boyfriend. When she got off work, I questioned her - she said she has a boyfriend in town but not at the resort. Hmm. Earlier she had expressed an interest in the Chilean red I had ordered, telling me that was her favorite. So naturally I asked her to join me up on my balcony for the half bottle I had left. Her excuse hit me like a slap in the face: she said she's not allowed to drink on the premises.
Not sure if that's an excuse or the truth. Tonight is my last chance. Should I go caveman on her, club her over the head and drag her up to my room? Or just give up. I hate to give up, not in my nature. Unfortunately, since I'm not diving tomorrow, I've been drinking even more than usual. From experience, I've found that sober women aren't especially attracted to slurring drunks, so I find myself in a difficult dilemma. In the meantime, I've been looking around for a suitable club.
So my question for you, cvchief: when you club your women, what do you use? After all, I don't want to hurt her, just knock her out and keep her dazed for a bit until she cooperates.
It's all so much easier in the States with the roofies. Way too much work in Mexico. BTW, anyone know the Spanish name for roofies so I can try to get a prescription?
Came by my table during dinner. I noticed a wedding ring on her hands while I was holding them but she said she's not married. Asked around a bit, turns out she has a boyfriend. When she got off work, I questioned her - she said she has a boyfriend in town but not at the resort. Hmm. Earlier she had expressed an interest in the Chilean red I had ordered, telling me that was her favorite. So naturally I asked her to join me up on my balcony for the half bottle I had left. Her excuse hit me like a slap in the face: she said she's not allowed to drink on the premises.
Not sure if that's an excuse or the truth. Tonight is my last chance. Should I go caveman on her, club her over the head and drag her up to my room? Or just give up. I hate to give up, not in my nature. Unfortunately, since I'm not diving tomorrow, I've been drinking even more than usual. From experience, I've found that sober women aren't especially attracted to slurring drunks, so I find myself in a difficult dilemma. In the meantime, I've been looking around for a suitable club.
So my question for you, cvchief: when you club your women, what do you use? After all, I don't want to hurt her, just knock her out and keep her dazed for a bit until she cooperates.
It's all so much easier in the States with the roofies. Way too much work in Mexico. BTW, anyone know the Spanish name for roofies so I can try to get a prescription?
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Take her to Cafe Love. Or if you want to go really local, Club Dubai.
Of if you want to reset and try again, I can get the address of the dime dance club I heard about.....
Dude, I can't help you I am the clubee not the cluber. Ask DD; he met the missus. :whack:
---------- Post added June 22nd, 2013 at 10:49 AM ----------
Oh and remember to DEET up if you go in town to Love or Dubai.
ccannon707
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Now we know how you seduce women ... get them drunk or slip them drugs in their drink - classy! Keep it up with that big camera... they might think you are big in all departments. haha.
Love from snippy porn star Christy Canyon
Love from snippy porn star Christy Canyon
pidgiepoo
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Now I know I'm getting old..back in my day "it" was determined by the size of the thumb and/or size of the shoe. Apparently now his camera size has something to do with "it". Geez...I wonder why a lot of the guys are buying that new teeny tiny GoPro black hero3 ???? hahahaha
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