Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

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The air is freezing
Ice covers the water now
I must wait to dive​
 
my best dive buddy
is my excellent husband
great scuba marriage​
 
The gas rule of thirds
third in, third out, third reserved
for comrade and you.​
 
Miami awaits
work conference becomes dive trip
want to go right now​
 
Carry a pony
It's full redundency
best bail-out for you.​
 
I fin to the ledge
Over the canyon I glide
It feels like flying





Oh, crap! I went back and re-read the rules (duh), all haikus need to be about dive knowledge...oops:embarass:
 
Mask on your forehead
does not mean "Emergency!"
only, "It's not needed."​
 
I see the wreck now
So much history is here
I want to go in​
 

Ninety nine bottles
Empty of fishermen's beer.
Divers don't litter.
 

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