Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

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Tables are useful
But you must play by their rules
Always round deeper
 

Terrible buddies
Randomly chosen for you
Oft can be exchanged
 

Cresting Seas
Calm Focus at Depth
Happiness
 

Your ear wouldn't clear
You went back up a few feet
Worked much better there
 

Everyone was lost
But you had taken bearings
Ain't compasses grand
 

Giant strides work best
With mask and weights attended
Sometimes stuff falls off
 

Greasy, spicy food
Eaten before a boat dive
May be seen again
 

The bicycle kick
Belongs in Chuck Norris fights
Not underwater
 

No need to swim fast
Speeding around will just make
The dive end sooner
 

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