Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

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They say that ginger
Helps stop seasick fish feedings
Can't hurt much to try​
 
Experience shows
When something isn't quite right
And you call the dive​
 
It looked so easy
But even nice caves can kill
Get trained for it first​
 

Such pretty coral
Now you hurt like the dickens
You shouldn't have touched
 

I only intend
To have a single "last breath"
I will watch my air
 
Care Comrade Diver,
There are those out there who would
call you a Buddy​
 

The best gear will fail
At the least opportune time
If it's not maintained
 

Watch when someone says,
"If it ain't broke don't fix it."
Some things *are* broken.
 
Put another buck
in to break out in patches
that is emblemism​
 

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