Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

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I hated haikus
In school they made us learn it
Now it is much fun.​
 
Comrade divers we
Should always strive to be one
Lest we be called strokes​
 
Safety may cost more
But the alternative is
Not much fun either​
 
SAC is great
I just sleep on the bottom
Air lasts forever​
 
Below sixty feet
PADI says "Do not venture"
AOW you must possess​
 
Impersonation
Like Yoda I am talking
I make myself laugh​
 
I want to stay down
but I don't want to get bent
Deco procedures!​
 
My gear is all dry
That is a terrible shame
I must go dive now!​
 

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