Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

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Oxygen is great
In moderation, of course
Too deep it kills you
 

The valve not open
Tank set too low to be reached
No air and sinking
 

Breathing checks a reg,
But purging shows no problems
While reg breathes water
 
sank to the bottom
no air from regulator
is spair-air enough?​
 
NO! My reg just quit
insta-buddy swam far away
Thank God for pony​
 

Try all the rest first
But don't die on the bottom
Drop the darn weight belt
:D
 
My backplate and wing
are versatile and secure
no poodle jacket​
 

I'm not a teacher
With eyes that see behind me
Dive alongside, please
 

What is that you say?
I cannot hear your numbers.
We need hand signals
 

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