Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

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Practice skills above
enjoyable dive below
no more guessing now​
 

Helicopter rides
I want one as a tourist
Not off the dive boat
 
Resistance futile!
Come over to the dark side!
The koolaide is good.​
 

Stay together now
You should never have to ask
Are you my buddy?
 

No pricey bottles
By the dive shop register
Yet spit's good defog
 

You could use spit, but
Baby shampoo smells better
Also cleans dive gear
 
M.O.F. or no?
PADI or others perhaps?
posts better than work​
 
Fingers cold and numb
you end your dives to quickly
please get some dry gloves​
 
fire_diver:
Green Manelishi
always posts in whine and cheese
always opinion.
:mooner:​

Just because it's my
opinion does not make it
wrong, like it or not​
 
Try new gear in pool
not on a low-viz night dive
your kids still need you​
 

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