Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

[airsix]

Watch your bubbles go
do not race them to the top
always surface last​

 

[divebri]

ten foot giant stride
California boats are tough
hope my mask stays on

 

[divebri]

Look! Out in the blue!
a fourteen foor tiger shark
hope he's not hungry

 

[merxlin]

have all gear-first rate
many c-cards, twenty dives
why you call me stroke?​

 

[airsix]

Be-fore doffing suit
is there something underneath?
avoid the peep show

(couldn't help it. YOU know who you are. )
​

 

[airsix]

'puter says you're done
do not ride it all the way
DCS roulette
​

 

[merxlin]

boss came by-uh oh
scubaboard not S.O.P.
"will work for air fills"
:doh:​

 

[rmannix]

I think Haiku sucks
its really friggin cold here
I rate this one star

 

[divebri]

This is the first time
I've ever read a thread from
top to bottom-cool!​

 

[TSandM]

How deep are we now?
Do I know my rock bottom?
Planning and foresight.​