mike_s
Contributor
Diverting the off-topic hijack just a bit further for some humor -
In the southeast, there is a joke that goes:
Q Why do you never take just one Baptist fishing?
A Because he will drink all your beer.
If you take a Baptist fishing.... know how to keep him from drinking all your beer?
You take a 2nd Baptist with you, and they will spent the entire time "Watching each other" to see if the other one drinks so they can tell others about it....
This leaves you all the beer.
simple enough?