DIMWIT Diver T-Shirt

[almitywife]

i would like more info about the dimwit'd before buying it as nothing is worst than wearing a dive shirt that doesnt tell people where (despite the flag of texas on the front) or why you are wearing it

so on the back i would like to see some local info so someone reading it will know why hubby is wearing a shirt titled dimwit ie, "Texas Swamp Divers "

just my 2cents - im interested in buying it as hubby is a tee tart but its too vague at the moment

otherwise - nice initiative!

 

[El Orans]

In TEXAS we call it 'pullin someones leg'!

I run Site Support. Trust me, I get lots of interesting questions...

 

[Narcd_dvr]

John, sign me up for one..

 

[ZzzKing]

Alright who is the DIMWIT that checked this response??

"Maybe...after I see some other DIMWITs wearin' 'em."

No DIMWIT would ever respond that way. Must have been some dimwit.

 

[ZzzKing]

i would like more info about the dimwit'd before buying it as nothing is worst than wearing a dive shirt that doesnt tell people where (despite the flag of texas on the front) or why you are wearing it

so on the back i would like to see some local info so someone reading it will know why hubby is wearing a shirt titled dimwit ie, "Texas Swamp Divers "

just my 2cents - im interested in buying it as hubby is a tee tart but its too vague at the moment

otherwise - nice initiative!

You can read the draft manual. When you do, you'll see under guideline #10:

Gear should be configured based on the diver’s personal preference developed through a vigorous process of problem analysis and solution. Other divers may or may not understand your reasoning, but that is their problem. After all, you know that they are secretly jealous of your creative genius.

Therefore, if he is true DIMWIT material he won't give a d*mn what other people think. If he's not, he probably won't want a t-shirt anyway. See how it works? This is something I bet you Aussies catch onto quick. I predict DIMWITicism to sweep Australia followed by a mass exodus to Texas to achieve DIMWIT status. I'm gonna stock up on vegemite and Fosters right now. This is my ticket to fame and fortune!

Edited to add: It's DIMWIT, not dimwit.

 

[almitywife]

..... I predict DIMWITicism to sweep Australia .....

we're way ahead of you... "Drongo - A rather dimwitted person"
Dictionary for Aussie Lingo

but

if im going to spend money on making hubby a DimWit - i at least want the observant non-dimwitted to know its from Texas

 

[Mack Diver]

One of the DIMWIT #1s suggested cafepress.com as a source for the shirts. Lots of variety in shirts and other items. After my brief (yes, you can get underwear there too) research, I discovered the following: A black mens T would run about $18.99, while a women's T for 14.99. K-valve could buy a classic thong for his favorite sidekick (NOT Zinc) for 7.99 and she could dress him in DIMWIT boxers for 12.99. :11:
Each buyer would have to pay shipping on top of their order.

I'll check with my local source to see if we can get better prices. The selection may be limited to shirts though.

 

[Mack Diver]

if im going to spend money on making hubby a DimWit - i at least want the observant non-dimwitted to know its from Texas

I would hope that the Texas flag on the front would be enough of a clue to most. Of course there may be a few boofheads that still do not understand, but that's their problem.

 

[almitywife]

I would hope that the Texas flag on the front would be enough of a clue to most. Of course there may be a few boofheads that still do not understand, but that's their problem.

despite popular opinion there is a big world outside of Texas

anyways - its on the front - what aboot the back?? my only suggestion was to add some text (ie, texas swamp divers or whatever) to below the dimwit bit for the non-texans that would like to buy it but dont want to have to explain it to everyone that reads it and starts taking the mickey out of us

 

[Foo]

despite popular opinion there is a big world outside of Texas

There is!?????

I have to confess that I had already wondered if we could add a Texas Swamp Diver logo somewhere, maybe on the back or sleeve? Or with your design skills, K-Valve, you could incorporate it with the Dimwit logo. However, there are several "founding father" members of the Swampdivers who might like to voice their opinions about that- I would never want to walk where they don't want to go. We should see what the consensus is amongst the old-timers before putting the Swamp Diver logo on anything, probably. What do yall think?