Dear Salvo Light Owner:
We here at Halcyon have your light. I know you didn’t send it to us, and I know you did not authorize us to even look at it, much less have it in our possession, but we took it anyway without your choice (we were sly enough to get a court order).
You didn’t do anything wrong, but we took your light against your will and are holding it anyway. We offer no apologies for this. Instead, we offer options for return, on our terms.
You see, we at Halcyon are the real victims here, not you. If you bought a light from that crook, or employees of that crook, or from a friend of a friend of a friend of someone who did a Google search for Barry Miller, then you are to be treated as a co-conspirator. Which is why we offer no apology for the hassle to you.
That will teach you to buy a light from anyone but us.
You want your light back; you do as we tell you. I know that if you took something of ours without asking us, that we would prosecute you (we've proved that). But we will take what belongs to you without your permission, and there is nothing you can do about it. Period.
The caring people at Halcyon.
We here at Halcyon have your light. I know you didn’t send it to us, and I know you did not authorize us to even look at it, much less have it in our possession, but we took it anyway without your choice (we were sly enough to get a court order).
You didn’t do anything wrong, but we took your light against your will and are holding it anyway. We offer no apologies for this. Instead, we offer options for return, on our terms.
You see, we at Halcyon are the real victims here, not you. If you bought a light from that crook, or employees of that crook, or from a friend of a friend of a friend of someone who did a Google search for Barry Miller, then you are to be treated as a co-conspirator. Which is why we offer no apology for the hassle to you.
That will teach you to buy a light from anyone but us.
You want your light back; you do as we tell you. I know that if you took something of ours without asking us, that we would prosecute you (we've proved that). But we will take what belongs to you without your permission, and there is nothing you can do about it. Period.
The caring people at Halcyon.