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and the lord cousteau says you have, have flipped!!!!! JOKING LOLIshie:I'm in.
Scuddhist: Desire for more scuba gear is the root of all suffering.
Scukka: Harm none, do what ye will, lest the nitrogen in your bloodstream expand threefold.
Scufucianism: Confucius say: DIVE NOW
Scutherism: If the conditions are horrid, blame the orthodox scus.
Scukers: Don't fight over the scuba gear
Scuvinism: Quit diving all the time and get a job.
Orthodox Scu: No scuba after sundown and don't eat the crustaceans.
Scubafarianism: I can't keep it lit!
And Jacques said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear, so that humanity may have a place to dry its collective scuba gear during SIs: and it was so. And Jacques called the dry land Earth, and Jacques said, Let the sea bring forth kelp and coral, and Jacques saw that it was good. This was the evening of the second day, during which, Jacques did a night dive, creating bioluminescense.
Pinkerbell:The Shark is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to dive down in blue waters:
He leadeth me beside the still bright coral.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of stingrays for His name' sake.
Yea, though I swim through the valley of the shadow of seaweed,
I will fear no baraccuda: For my diving buddy art with me;
Thy camera and thy flash, they picture me.
Thou preparest a dive before me in the presence of mine buddies;
Thou annointest my head with seawater; My mask runneth over.
Surely sea horses and schools of fish shall follow me all the dives of my life,
and I will dwell in the Deep Blue Sea forever.
DrSteve:I've been having trouble thinking what we should call our "ordained ministers" in this new church. Any thoughts? Ordained Minister of Scuba? Minister At REst in Sea?
Seriously Sublime Individual?
Oooo ooo what about Gods Underwater Evangelists? I still lean to scubatarian myself
Ishie:Pastor of Aquatic Dominion and Intelligence?
ScubaPros? Heh heh.
I do like the title Scubatarians to refer to us at large; absolutely brilliant.
Maya:Scupagan: every dive is a celebration
DMP:How soon do you think it will take to get me ordained? I am moving against my will to Kansas and plan to bring the scuba religon to the masses out there. I will bring the word of Neptune to them and, convert them from their dreary everyday dull life they lead. Bestow upon them the need to be in the ocean from whence they came.