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    Skippy's List

    I am guilty of so many of those.
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    Madison Quarry Update

    The city council knows this and is working on it.
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    Madison Quarry Update

    Woman I work with's husband is on the city council and she said that the city council offered to sell them the property outright, and RockDivers said no.
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    War Eagle :D

    Tide could not catch a break. And that was a safety. Roll Tide!
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    Uses of the "Woobie"

    Woobie + Poncho= best lightweight sleeping bag ever. Add a zipper and you're gloden. Cut and sew up a hole where the hood meets it and you'll be dry and warm forever. Makes a good sun shelter too.
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    Diving in Iraq

    I wish them luck and thank them for their service, but as a former Maggot, an observation... Why is it everytime you see Smurfs on the ground, they look like they cobbled all of their gear from Joe Snuffy's Army/Navy surplus? :D Nothing but love for all the hard working Smurfs everywhere...
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    What Happened?

    Personally still subscribe to the idea that the redesign drove off a lot of folks.
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    Favorite Military Sayings

    I was a 3rd BN Maggot, gotta love those soybean fields. Did a night AA to Ft Knox, we were 5th bird, first serial, most of the BDE making the assault. Supposed to be a cold load, lift at 0200. Outside temp 24F. Birds start coking in... I count... 1... 2... 3... 4.... 1... 2... 3... 4...
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    Favorite Military Sayings

    I still use this one constantly at work and all everyone looks at me weird "Pull your head out of your fourth point of contact." My fiancee has heard it so much that now she uses it too.
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    New Uniforms coming around the corner

    No more stupid berets in a combat uniform!!! Woohoo! Wonder what the maternity ones look like? Those always were the funniest looking and once you throw a black beret on top, fugetabout.
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    Always Make Sure the Bolts Are Tight

    Is it any wonder? It's a UAEAF C-130.
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    Caution: This Area Patrolled By Low Flying Aircraft

    It's a Tornado. The wing root and the funky landing gear door are a dead give away. Did my dork side just come out?
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    Military Members Roll Call

    E-4/Specialist US Army (Active, Guard, and Reserves) 1997-2003 Indirectfire Infantryman
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    It's sad....

    What was once one of the most vibrant and entertaining parts of SCUBABoard is now a ghost town. Gone even is the old, wonderful name. Just another casualty of the new and improved SCUBABoard. RIP SCUBA Chef....
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    Military Acronyms and Slang Dictionary

    Wouldn't that be "NAIVE" Firebrand? D'oh!!
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    Military Humor

    Gotta love PVT Murphy!
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    Suggestion Hate to be a whiner...(Moved from "Healthy Recipes")

    You're not whining. Just one of many things that doesn't make sense.
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    Iron Chef America

    wrongkey, To most people, if an individual ingredient is more than $20 a pop, it's unaccessable. And you're in Houston for crying out loud! Of course you can get high quality ingredients. I'm jealous. The only saints are Bourdain, Brown, Wilson, McGhee, and a few choice others. Emeril is...
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    Military Acronyms and Slang Dictionary

    Crashhawk= Blackhawk (dang near speak from personal experience) S!@#hook= Chinook
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    Military Acronyms and Slang Dictionary

    The term REMF hasn't been used in a while, except by the reeeeealy old timers. The correct term is "Pogue" and applies to any and all non-combat arms personnel. Maggot=The term of affection used to describe single most underappreciated Infantryman on the planet, the Indirectfire Infantryman...
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