You know you're a scuba diver when...

[TCDiver1]

Can someone point me to a funny post in this thread???

Well, its certainly not post #112.

 

[amadeus00]

-when your asian and you hate shark fin soup.

-when you thought the maple leaf in the middle of an asphalt parking lot was a star fish.

 

[dmmike]

DMMIKE you beat me to it. Just did this today. Work is sending me to Eindhoven the Netherlands and first thing I thought of was....
1] wonder if there is any good diving there
2] how am I going to schedual work so that I can dive while I'm there

Got so wrapped up in bablefishing dutch websites that I totally forgot to book my flight and reservations, have to do it tommorow for a sunday flight.

I'm actually kind of excited about diving in some canals.
Help I'm sick

Hey DNK,
Thats pretty funny. Hope you got a flight. I had to go to upper NY state and I was trying to figure out how to get the gear in the company car, what does housekeeping do when they find a room full of wet dive gear, and would they let me dive inplace golf.

 

[drglnc]

someone yells shark and you run TOWARDS the water.

 

[UnixSage]

you say "take some time to decompress" and are not refering to any diving action or incident but instead a stressful thing personally or professionally that you take a break from.

 

[digitale]

When you're up posting now, and you're just waking up to go dive. (It's 2:30 AM here and I'm gearing up to meet at the LDS by 4)

 

[jva]

DMMIKE you beat me to it. Just did this today. Work is sending me to Eindhoven the Netherlands and first thing I thought of was....
1] wonder if there is any good diving there
2] how am I going to schedual work so that I can dive while I'm there

Got so wrapped up in bablefishing dutch websites that I totally forgot to book my flight and reservations, have to do it tommorow for a sunday flight.

I'm actually kind of excited about diving in some canals.
Help I'm sick

Well, I don't think you'll be diving in canals, but then I'm not 100% sure what you mean by canals. The last thing I heard about recreational divers in a canal in the Netherlands was for some large organized clean-up action authorized (and participated) by the mayor.

I don't know about diving in Eindhoven, but 90% of diving done in the Netherlands is in the Grevelingen and in the Oosterschelde, in Zeeland, I think that is about 100-150km from Eindhoven, depending on where you want to go.

Of course you're probably already on your flight while I'm typing this...

 

[smb1014]

You guys are pretty funny..

 

[SteveAD]

how about when you offer to help someone you just met to undress, and they accept.

 

[RJP]

Whenever you see a ship of some sort on the surface and you think "Man, that'd be a great wreck!"