You know you're a scuba diver when...

[smb1014]

Just looking to have a little fun. Please complete the following phrase, You know you're a scuba diver when...

 

[MichaelBaranows]

you call you "coffee break" a "surface interval."

 

[Firediver]

.. when your covered head to toe in rubber and it's not a sexual experience

 

[MissyP]

when you can talk about going down and penetration without giggling or associating it with sex.

 

[WVDiver]

When you realize that SAC rate doesn't have anything to do with how often you have sex.

 

[dlndavid]

When you are willing to chip in on your own birthday present of expensive dive gear.

 

[mrobinson]

when you use the "ok" hand signal on land ALL THE TIME.

 

[PhotoTJ]

...when you've spent more on a drysuit than you spent on a car.

 

[Hoosier]

When I imagine how deep it is whenever I see the water (lake, pond, or quarry)

 

[PhotoTJ]

...when you get excited about the viz while watching Olympic diving.