11/28/2005 - TOP 10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE A HARD CORE CHICK DIVER
10. You buy dive gear if it's on sale, whether you need it or not.
9. You actually own something with a crotch strap. AND you will wear it in public.
8. Your dress clothes at the back of your closet smell like Neoprene from being next to one of your three wetsuits.
7. You custom order ankle weights to match the trim on your dry-suit.
6. Tipping the DM with a wink and a phone number gets you special treatment on a dive boat.
5. You've ever slept on a boat with 20 men...and just slept. Really.
4.You have almost as many fins as pairs of shoes.
3. You've ever given yourself a pedicure on a surface interval.
2. You've ever asked anyone, "Does this wetsuit make my butt look big?"
AND..the Number One way to know you're a hard core chick diver...
1. You've ever seen a fellow diver gearing up and you ACTUALLY thought to yourself, "Damn his *** looks good in a drysuit."