worst pun ever

[Jcsgt]

Someone stole my Swedish car: it's a real Saab story. I don't mean to get emotional; I guess I'm too inVolvo'ed. Heck I've even considered going scuba diving, to see if it's buried underwater - but I'm afraid of getting the Benz.

Why would you go underwater? Did you flood it?:lol:

 

[Jorbar1551]

that is the stupidest thing ive ever seen

 

[H2Andy]

that is the stupidest thing ive ever seen

yeah... 'cuase, like, the "I want to see a tank blow up" thread is pure poetry

 

[raposarose]

Nothing here has even made me chuckle, I don't think anything in this thread is punny.

 

[Jorbar1551]

a funny story if you work ems or know anything about airway managing.

Im takin an emt class, and the instructor was working as a new paramedic, when she was trying to manage an airway. She inserted an OPA to an unconcious patient, and before she could pull it out, the patient sucked the OPA passed the teeth and swallowed it getting it stuck in the throat.

 

[H2Andy]

now that's funny right there

 

[The Chairman]

Next you'll tell us that your Honda got in an accident and is now an Accordian. That's just a Prelude to my next Pun. But hey, it's the same old song, just a different Stanza.

Did you hear about the Ford Exploders? They need to be retired, so they're having a blow-out sale that you'll just flip over!

 

[Jorbar1551]

i agree, this is the worst thread ever

 

[Bryan]

i agree, this is the worst thread ever

We don't mean to string you along... perhaps we should unravel the mystery of why you are at the end of your rope? I find this thread leaves me in stitches!

 

[Sasquatch]

Oh, the pain...the PAIN!