I'm a frayed knot! I am not sure this thread will ever come to an end, and I sure don't want to spool the surprise. I expect it to keep on bobbin along with a bias towards seamy side.DiverBry:
worst pun ever
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Once when I was in high school we went to play a base ball game in a little county in Virginia that didn't have enough flat land for a whole field--right behind 3rd base there was a hill and on top of the hill behind some trees was a pigpen. One of the guys on the other team hit a ball on top of the hill and one of the pigs ate the ball. The guy ran around the bases but nobody knew what the ruling was--if it was a ground rule double or a home run. Finally one of the umpires said it was an inside-the-porker.
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H2Andy
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boy cannibal is kicking a human head around
mama cannibal says: stop playing with your food
mama cannibal says: stop playing with your food
Former FLL Now MSP Diver
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H2Andy:
That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods.
Two cannibals are sitting eating a clown. The one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
A young cannibal at the dinner table says "I hate my teachers guts." His mother replies, "So eat your vegatables instead."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.
Marc
P.S. It can only go uphill from here.
:lol:
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating Yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.
Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating Yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.
Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
OP
H2Andy
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hahaha nice ones guys
mikerault
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One cannibal looks over at another and says "Hey, you no look good."
The other cannibal answers "Hmm...must be someone I ate."
First one asks "Who last one ate?"
Second answers "Fat bald man with brown robe."
"How you cook?"
"Boiled"
"Ah, that problem, he was friar"
Mike
The other cannibal answers "Hmm...must be someone I ate."
First one asks "Who last one ate?"
Second answers "Fat bald man with brown robe."
"How you cook?"
"Boiled"
"Ah, that problem, he was friar"
Mike
These last few jokes have been pretty armless and I would like to point out that I had no hand in any of them. In fact, I am feeling pretty defeeted. It's like having too many fingers in the stew and I am feeling all thumbs now. Well, I knee to go put some foot on the table as I am toetally famished.
Sasquatch
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Two cannibals are having lunch. The first cannibal says, "How do you like this?" and his friend says, "I'm having a ball!" so the first cannibal says, "Slow down, you're eating too fast."
erparamedic
Vampire Girl......er Dork
This thread is terrible..... in quite a funny way! LOL
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