worst pun ever

[Bryan]

farmer hires a guy for the day. says "i need you to hoe one of my fields. see that field there? go past it, and you'll get to the field in question. we haven't used it for a few seasons. got it?"

the guy says, "I'm sorry, i don't fallow"

ROTFM (Rolling on the floor moaning)

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Didja hear diarrhea is hereditary?


It runs in your genes.

 

[Bryan]

Why did the clone want to go shopping for Levis?

Because all of his genes were hand-me-downs.

 

[H2Andy]

The policeman pulls over a car onto the side of the road and walks over to the driver.
he asks for the driver's license, and the guy's name is Max VonButterstein and he has an international driver's license issued in Berlin.

"Are you German?" asks the police officer.

"Ya," says the driver.

"Do you realise you've got two snakes attached to the front of your car?" the officer asks.

"Ya," replies the driver, "they're my vindscreen vipers."

 

[Bryan]

A guy walks up to a bagel cart...

Guy: May I have a bagel with cream cheese please? Thanks!
Vendor: Beg?
Guy: What?
Vendor: Beg! Beg!!
Guy: (after long pause, gets down on hands and knees) May I PLEEASE have a bagel?
Vendor: Look buddy, do you vant a beg vith your bagel or vhat?!

 

[dive_lover88]

what do you call an extreme mathematician....
A fundamathalist !

ba bum bish!!!

 

[Bryan]

My name is Bond, Ionic Bond;
Taken, not shared!

 

[Bryan]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium
and just couldn't put it down?

 

[H2Andy]

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium
and just couldn't put it down?

:rofl: I don't know why, but that is funny! I am sure to use it some time in the future!