Q: What do you get when you cross 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?
A: One hundred sows-and-bucks
A: One hundred sows-and-bucks
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H2Andy
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My friend Max hates going up steep hills.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb-Max.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb-Max.
Q. Why did the little old lady write on the train?
A. Because she thought it was stationery.
A. Because she thought it was stationery.
Why did the man lose the "Catch One of everything" fishing tourniment?
He did not have a Permit.
He did not have a Permit.
Henry Hawksbill swims up to his mommy and reveals how his brother went swimming in shark trench when he and his brother have been told repeatedly not to. "And one of the sharks bit off Henry's tail!" Exclaimed Henry's younger brother.
The mother then slapped him scolding.., "Nobody likes a Turtle Tail Tale"
The mother then slapped him scolding.., "Nobody likes a Turtle Tail Tale"
Bumbling Bob went to mexico to study cave diving from a true cave diving master. the location was very remote and Bumbling Bob had to rent a donkey to traverse the mountains to get to the training camp.
Bob rented a donkey and two porters to help him get all his gear to the training site. During the trip Bob's donkey ran off into the thick jungle. Bob and his two porters looked for the donkey packed with all his gear late into the night and he never found him. Luckily Bob was carrying his U/W Ubercave light in his backpack so he used it to finally make his way out of the jungle.
Bob never got to take the class and lost his deposit. To this day the cave master talks about his worst student ever who could not find his *** with two hands AND a flashlight.
Bob rented a donkey and two porters to help him get all his gear to the training site. During the trip Bob's donkey ran off into the thick jungle. Bob and his two porters looked for the donkey packed with all his gear late into the night and he never found him. Luckily Bob was carrying his U/W Ubercave light in his backpack so he used it to finally make his way out of the jungle.
Bob never got to take the class and lost his deposit. To this day the cave master talks about his worst student ever who could not find his *** with two hands AND a flashlight.
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H2Andy
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Orlando Eric:
Some SB related ones.
DandyDon loved diving in Cozumel but was rather nervous about the dinky inflatables used by many of the shops down there. He booked a sailing/ diving cruise deciding he'd rather dive schooner than inflator.
DandyDon loved diving in Cozumel but was rather nervous about the dinky inflatables used by many of the shops down there. He booked a sailing/ diving cruise deciding he'd rather dive schooner than inflator.
Why did the diver book his trip to south florida to arrive on the last day of April and camped overnight in a large open lot?
He wanted to be the first one to Marvel at May's Field.
He wanted to be the first one to Marvel at May's Field.
After several DECADES of diving a rather famous Scubaboardian sufferes from permanent "blood fizzies". On one of his (many many) dive excursions to Mexico a vampire bit him on the neck, developed a Embolism and died.
Which of course lead to the now common warning... "When in Mexico do not drink the Walter."
Which of course lead to the now common warning... "When in Mexico do not drink the Walter."
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