worst pun ever

[H2Andy]

Why would a cannibal never kep diseased cadavers around?
Because they wouldn't be tasteful

Why does a cannibal keep track of how many jerks she goes out with in a
given year? Because she's into cad average

Why do cannibals scorn a one-hit wonder? Because it's just a flesh
in the pan.

 

[CBulla]

What did the cannibal use to cook the epileptic?

Shake-n-bake!

 

[Bryan]

Q: What do cannibals do at a wedding?
A: They toast the bride and groom.

 

[mlkco]

"I'd rather have a bottle in fromt of me than a frontal lobotomy"
Groucho Marx

 

[H2Andy]

one morning in africa i shot an elephant in my pajamas

how he got in my pajamas i'll never know

--groucho marx

 

[Bryan]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

--Groucho Marx

 

[mlkco]

"Time flies like an arrow,fruit flies like a banana."
Groucho Marx

 

[Bryan]

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

make like my pants and split

 

[H2Andy]

farmer hires a guy for the day. says "i need you to hoe one of my fields. see that field there? go past it, and you'll get to the field in question. we haven't used it for a few seasons. got it?"

the guy says, "I'm sorry, i don't fallow"