worst pun ever

[CBulla]

I had no idea this subject was sooo mandible. We're just going for the larynx, and thankfully the epiglottis function makes swallowing the psuedo homonyms a little easier.

 

[Ed Palma]

I hate to admit it, but I went through most of this thread!

And to think I was searching for "regulators".

 

[Jorbar1551]

a crocodile hunter joke...maybe a little early


Why did the crocodile hunter not wear sunscreen?







He wanted to catch some killer rays

 

[abitton]

Willl someone PLEEEAAAAAAAASE close this thread????

I can't take it anymore!!!!

 

[mred]

Upon arriving at JFK the seafood loving business man hopped a cab to uptown. He asked the driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" The driver replied, "You know, I have been asked that question a thousand times over the years, but never in the pluperfect.

 

[Bryan]

Upon arriving at JFK the seafood loving business man hopped a cab to uptown. He asked the driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod?" The driver replied, "You know, I have been asked that question a thousand times over the years, but never in the pluperfect.

That pun was so good, you could say it was past perfect!

 

[Former FLL Now MSP Diver]

a crocodile hunter joke...maybe a little early

Why did the crocodile hunter not wear sunscreen?

He wanted to catch some killer rays

Know who's going to sing at his funeral?

Sting

 

[erparamedic]

:shakehead

Not nice

 

[Jorbar1551]

did you come up with that one yourself?

 

[Bryan]

Someone stole my Swedish car: it's a real Saab story. I don't mean to get emotional; I guess I'm too inVolvo'ed. Heck I've even considered going scuba diving, to see if it's buried underwater - but I'm afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it's my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta. GM cars really make me Buick.