What's the weirdest/most unexpected thing in your dive bag?

[kelemvor]

Ladies underwear. Side effect of washing my skin with other laundry...

 

[KeithG]

A snorkel...

 

[divad]

Not to be out done...

What is that, a Gopher or something?

 

[RJP]

Ladies underwear. Side effect of washing my skin with other laundry...

There's a joke about two guys getting changed in the locker room before a game of squash. The first guy notices the second guy is wearing a pair of pink panties. He says to his buddy "How long have you been wearing those?" Second guys says "Since my wife found them in my back seat last week!"

 

[The Laconic]

Fin inserts. Every time I open my dive bag, I think "why are these still in my dive bag?!"

 

[Steve_C]

Extra dive pocket. SDI Nitrox tables with extra lines added for 1.3 and 1.2. Short claw rake with loop. (for digging for teeth).

 

[travelingfenley]

Popoids. My fiance uses them to mark interesting finds so she can show me after she photographs them. She attaches a one pound weight and float to the toys.

What a cute idea!! Definitely different!

 

[travelingfenley]

My folding cane. It goes in my thigh pocket and comes out on the slippery boat launch at Pt. Lobos or if I end up on my knees in the sand.

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Damn, that's smart!

 

[travelingfenley]

My instructor had the play plastic keys for children to show the effects of how colors change as light decreases.

Definitely cool - I may steal that idea

 

[travelingfenley]

I keep a bottle of Scotch in my save a dive kit. Just in case.

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That's definitely weird. I thought everyone carried bourbon.