And yet somehow at least one of these other divers just happened to be close enough to go OOA, grab her reg, and bear-hug her requiring her to CESA from 30m where luckily they ended up directly under a hang-tank, where the OOA diver was much calmer thankfully, and switched over to the spare reg.
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks...
This is apparently what "really happens". I always wondered...
No, that's not the
only thing that happens. Like most people who have done it long enough, I have been in on catastrophic gear failures (blown tank O-rings, blown LP hoses, completely separated hemisphere swivels, USD Micra lever failures, Sherwood Brut lever failures, Yoke screw failures, Yoke nut separations, swivel turret separations, misreading SPGs, etc.) IME, most catastrophic gear failures result in divers laughingly (but seriously, and immediately) requesting help. The same goes for jammed purge buttons resulting in air loss to the point of ending a dive early.
The lever failures in specific are the most confusing for all involved. The free flowing octos are obvious to me, though they confuse the diver involved (Also known as why I do not dive with a standard octo, and use primary donate setups exclusively.)
In those situations, while I get confused, and even bug-eyed, divers, I have not had anyone panic in the way OOA divers can. But that's not a surprise, OOA is a completely different feel, because it really only happens to people acting like idiots on the far end of a chain of stupid. Catastrophic gear failures happen to divers who are just victims of chance.
If you have not had a diver 'molest' you when OOA, then I am glad for you, and for the divers. I have, and as much as it apparently bugs you that this has happened to me and not you, it has happened to me, and not you.
Of course "panic and molest" is not the only reaction a diver can have when OOA. I have also had DSDs calmly run completely out of air, signal for an alternate, and take my alternate and finish their dive with me even though I was not their instructor. Color me, and the guy who was their instructor, surprised. On the one dive that comes to mind I ended up with two of that instructors divers on my air supply(!). Both of whom ran OOA, and reacted by merely signalling OOA and taking a backup reg calmly on their very first open ocean dive. (Also known as "What the fsck is going on with this instructor?" that he did not notice when both of his intro divers ran OOA and got air from some random diver in the same ocean. He's a limo driver now, thankfully, and no longer working as an instructor.)
So, no, there is never a "This is how it happens and it does not happen any other way" to anything in diving. In other words, this is why Rescue Class can be a bunch of drills with known inputs and outputs, or more usefully it can be a wide spectrum of problems solved with a wide spectrum of solutions.
But by thinking that you know how people react in
all cases, you are making it less likely that you will be able to help people in
some cases.
You can either
1. Treat my experiences as a cautionary tale for how prepared you might want to be, if /when it happens to you. This is what I did because my CD prepared me for the eventuality that in Hawaii someone is going to run OOA hard and do just what I said, because that exactly happened to him, because Hawaii. So for me, practicing skills (like a CESA from 100 feet) that allow one to not have to fight a diver in need for survival makes sense. You might prefer to be able to fight off the diver, and leave them to their fate. For the selfish reasons enumerated elsewhere, I will not choose that option, ever. I don't want incidents happening anywhere near me, because I need to be able to count on going to work next week/month/year.
2. Pretend it never happens, and be unprepared for when it happens to you.
Side note:
[sarcasm]
And, yes, we just
happened to end up under a hang tank. Of course, that was pure chance. No one would ever actually help a diver get to a place where they could breathe off a hang tank would they? No one would ever guide in such a way that the boat is always in an accessible location, would they? No one would ever make sure that every boat they dive on hangs a tank would they?
[/sarcasm]
Actually, I would. As mentioned before, having presence of mind when the bad things happen is why I do things like practice CESAs from 100 feet. So that I am not particularly flustered when bad things happen. If I have someone keeping me from getting to my reg, we are heading to the hang tank for my own benefit if not theirs.
There is a reason to be
much more capable than the average instructor when working as a dive professional on the tourist market. Because eventually, it will become useful.